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September 2008

On Customer Advisory Groups

by The Cranky Product Manager on September 30, 2008

in Customers

Two questions from readers triggered this miraculous post:

“What is your opinion of the effectiveness of Client Advisory Groups, and do you think that PMs (cranky or not) should organize and facilitate them?”

“Follow up to the Client Advisory Groups, assuming you have an existing CAG how do extract useful feedback and integrate it with the development process? A ‘rate this feature’ tool? Something all together better?”

So, let the Cranky Product Manager go on record. She LOVES Client/Customer Advisory Groups, provided they are done right. Customer Advisory Groups can get you WICKED AWESOME unvarnished information about:

  • The actual BUSINESS problems that your customers are facing now and in the future
  • How customers view your products’ approach to those problems
  • The market and technology trends your customers sees and what their effects might be
  • How the market views you versus your competitors

Further, if the CAG goes well, you have an unparalleled opportunity to build real relationships with actual customer decision makers. Play your cards right and make friends (or lovers, if you’re a slutty guy), and you’ll leave with relationships with a handful of customers you can call directly — to get impromptu reaction to your product strategy, product feedback, and even competitive information.

Developing these direct customer relationships is ESSENTIAL for a product manager. Because you need to find out what REALLY turns your customers on. Without your own direct relationships, you have to rely on Sales Droids to setup and supervise all your customer conversations. And that’s like having your dorky Dad chaperon you on your hot dates — no fun, kind of embarrassing, and no one gets what they really want out of the interaction.

Alas, Customer Advisory Groups are often done wrong. They turn into multi-hour bitch-n’-moan sessions where each customer lists all the low-level enhancements (and bugs even) that they already filed with Tech Support. None of the above questions are answered, and none of the right relationships develop — wasting the time of all involved.

So, how do you do a Client Advisory Group RIGHT?

There’s a lot of magic, but the biggest thing is getting the RIGHT people there.

Who are the RIGHT people? Usually a higher level person than a PM might normally get to talk to, and definitely higher up than those Tech Support talks to. The RIGHT people are those who OWN the business problems your product solves; they write the big checks and are responsible for actual business results.

So, for example, assume your customer runs all their call centers using your product. Well, get the customer’s Sr. VP of Customer Service to attend, plus maybe the main tech influencer — often the CIO or CTO.

Who are the WRONG people? The software engineers who don’t like the wording of particular error messages. The system administrators who are primarily concerned with automating things they can do perfectly well via the interface. The content developers. The customer’s QA guy. (See footnote 1).

Um, Problem. I can’t get any of the RIGHT people to attend.

Yes, it is VERY difficult to get the real decision makers to attend your little Customer Advisory Group. They are very busy people and very important to their companies. Even if one agrees to attend, the chance of him/her bailing out at the last minute is > 50%. These folks will be VERY tempted to delegate this to the more technical, lower-level members of their team — the WRONG people. And then all is lost.

So you gotta make attending your Customer Advisory Group a SWEET deal. You gotta make these high level folks want to attend desperately, enough that they’ll actually keep their schedule free.

So repeat after me:

Location is everything: If your typical sale has a multi-million dollar price tag, your decision makers are C-level business-side execs. Better go for Pebble Beach and secure tee times for attendees. If it’s an IT-only sale with typical deals being in the mid-to-high six figures, think a high-end resort in Napa Valley, or something similar for your locale. If your product goes for a few thousand bucks, well the local Marriott will probably do. You get the idea. Whatever you do, don’t cheap out and make them buy their own food/drinks or eat rubber chicken on a stick.

Purchasers of enterprise software LOVE Pebble Beach.  Trust the Cranky Product Manager on this.

Purchasers of enterprise software LOVE Pebble Beach. Trust the Cranky Product Manager on this.

Provide a “looks good” excuse to attend: Your target attendee will catch flak for going on a vendor-sponsored boondoggle to Pebble Beach unless you provide a way to justify attending to his/her boss and shareholders. Best Bet: Have a topical presentation by a well-known, “impartial” outsider. Preferably a charismatic author of a best-selling business book that somehow relates to the problems your software solves. Second choice is an “honest broker” presentation by one of those Gardener or Forrest Ranger ho-bags (hahahahaha! The CPM can’t control her laughter about that one, “honest!” hahahaha), or maybe a former exec at a well-known, admired company. Last choice: a professor. Please , let her at least have tenure. Also, you might want to have the outsider stick around to moderate some of the discussion.

Oh yeah, if your company has a rock star CEO/Guru (i.e. Ellison, Andreesen, …) try to at least get a meet-and-greet.

Other advice

Agenda: Two days with plenty of breaks, a cocktail hour and an awesome dinner. Include the following sessions:

  1. The thought-provoking presentation by the outsider (see above), preferably related to the problems your product solves
  2. A moderated discussion on the general business trends and strategic issues customers see and what it means to them
  3. A product discussion that links the trends/problems to potential product directions.
  4. Plenty of time to facilitate networking among the attendees. Help them break the ice and get to know each other.

Who Attends: 4-5 of your company execs and product management leaders. Have key Engineering directors/VPs and junior PMs attend relevant parts, but they must sit quietly in the back of the room. (NO banging away on laptops).

Salespeople stay away or shut the hell up.

What Product Managers Should Do: Milk this session for all its worth. PREPARE. Big Time. During breaks, socialize with the attendees as often as possible without annoying them. Which is hard if you have a crabby personality like the Cranky Product Manager.

More Specifics on the Product Session

Product Management should design and facilitate the Product Session. And NO, the Cranky PM isn’t going to tell you exactly how to structure the Product session. Deal with it. Your approach should vary anyway, depending on the burning questions you have. The key is to get the customers ENGAGED and learning from each other — Interactivity, BABY! That’s what makes them happy and will get them to come back next year.

OK, a hint. DON’T DO THIS: Each customer gets up, gives a presentation about how they use the product and the enhancements they want to see. This will bore the bahjeezus out of everyone, the RIGHT people will decide then and there not to come next year, and — trust the Cranky Product Manager — Tech Support already has this entire list anyway.

61ApZSa1YiL._SL160_ On Customer Advisory Groups OK, Yet Another Hint. The Cranky Product Manager has had lots of success with workshop-style exercises that involve walking around the room and pasting sticky notes to flip charts — an artifact from her days as a management consultant at one of those big-dealio strategy consulting firms. Read Luke Hohmann’s book, Innovation Games: Creating Breakthrough Products Through Collaborative Play to get some ideas.

(Just remember to send Hohmann royalties for any “games” you use. Haha, just kidding, Luke. OK, not really. Seriously, Luke, the CPM is impressed you that you trademarked these “games”, since most are de reigueur for any product-oriented workshop the Cranky Product Manager has led or attended in the past 15 years. So, well done. The Cranky Product Manager is totally jealous. And though she is sniping at you because she is exceedingly immature, the Cranky PM is genuinely thankful that you collected these workshop exercises in a single 150-page primer. Now she can toss the book to junior PMs instead of having them learn purely by doing — a big help.)

Who Organizes the CAG?

Get an admin assistant or Marketing’s event planning people to handle the logistics. PM should recruit the attendees with the help of Sales — if you leave the invitation list up to another function, more than likely you will end up with the WRONG people in attendance. Also, PM should set the agenda, provide guidance to the outside speaker/moderator, and design the above-described product session.

But WAIT there’s more.

There’s a lot more to say on how to get the most out of Customer Advisory Councils. Lots. The CPM could go on and on, but alas she’s getting Carpal Tunnel. So, here’s a few other links you might find interesting. Note that they don’t agree with the CPM on every point (idiots!), but are still worth reading.

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1. These people have valuable feedback, but there should be another venue for that: USER GROUPS and your usual customer meetings and conference calls.

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Any Questions for the Cranky Product Manager?

by The Cranky Product Manager on September 25, 2008

in Blog Business

Too lazy to write a post today, so the Cranky Product Manager is going to resort to a stupid, tired blogular gimick. She’s going to open the floor to reader questions.  

Is there something you’re dying to know about the CPM?  Something you truly want her uncensored opinion on? Then make a comment on this post.  The CPM will will compile the answers into a future post.

And be ye not a stupid head. The Cranky Product Manager is not going to reveal her true identity here, even if you ask.

Hugs and Kisses, 
The Cranky Product Manager

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Heresy Against the Church of Agile Software Development

by The Cranky Product Manager on September 23, 2008

in Agile/Scrum

The Cranky Product Manager is a big fan of anything that will get quality, innovative, market-killing products out the door more quickly.

Sincerely. This statement is a paragon of truthiness. Hell, the Cranky Product Manager would even trade in her extensive work wardrobe of Lucky Brand jeans for a pile of poofy skirts if it would improve product quality. She would even stop swearing and referring to her colleagues as “beeyotches” if it would speed up development and reduce the number of half-finished features. No lie.

But alas, the Cranky Product Manager’s cantankerous, tomboyish lifestyle is hardly threatened, despite DysfunctoSoft’s move to Agile (specifically Scrum) two years ago.  Things are slightly better now, but not that much.

Shocking, the Cranky Product Manager knows.  Because Agile and Scrum are SO FRAKIN’ FASHIONABLE right now, that speaking of them in anything but the MOST obsequious “Agile-is-the-absolute-shizz-it’s-even-better-than-sex” manner, well, it’s kinda heresy.

You see, Agile is a pseudo-religion. It has a Manifesto and a bunch of zealots and everything. (gack)  In fact, the Cranky PM fully expects a pile of comments and trackbacks along the lines of:

  • “The CPM just doesn’t get it. Agile is indeed the shizz. Plus it’s better than sex. It’s new (well, kinda). It’s iterative. All the cool kids (claim) to do it.”
  • “The CPM is a waterfall-worshiping Luddite, afraid of change, out of touch, and a control freak — so typical of a product manager. Doesn’t she realize that Scrum liberates us developer-artistes to at long last build for intelligent audiences, people just like us?”
  • “The CPM must be doing Agile the wrong way. Not me — I know all the secrets. To learn how to do Agile right, visit my blog, read my book, hire my consulting firm, take my training class… With my help, you too can use Scrum to MAKE MONEY FAST, MELT AWAY THE POUNDS without diet or exercise, and become ABSOLUTELY IRRESISTIBLE to the opposite sex. Agile riches will exceed your wildest dreams!!!!!!!!!!”

Hmmmphhh. Such are the stones a heretic must endure.

Anyway, let the Cranky Product Manager continue and speak directly about the unspeakable:

Sure, Agile makes some things (ok, many things) better.  But it also makes some things — IMPORTANT things — worse.

Yes, Agile can speed up the development and improve the quality of small features.  But it’s too often at the expense of the Big Important Work — the heavy lifting, multi-month market analysis and architectural work that lead to REAL customer value and REAL competitive differentiation.

Yes, Agile can do wonders to improve product usability. But the results are often incremental in nature.  Opportunities to come up with innovative user interaction models that put the user experience on a different plane are not explored. Not enough time.

Yes, Scrum can improve the speed of decision making by requiring a “Product Owner” make on-the-spot decisions. But because it does not allow the Product Owner the customer face time to intimately understand the market, it too often results in products that addresses the verbatim enhancement requests of one or two specific customers (whoever spoke to the Product Owner last) while missing the real market opportunities. (See footnote 1.)

Yes, Agile can reduce the size of the development team. But instead of cutting costs, it moves the resource bottleneck to the product management and project management teams which are usually understaffed for the greater demands Agile places on them.

Yes, Agile is good at holding developers’ feet to the fire and jacking their lines-of-code-per-day rate through the roof.  It helps them fix bugs faster too. But because Agile keeps them in an always-on, semi-panicked state, it also leads to burn-out and prevents developers from doing the deep thinking required to solve the really thorny problems and to truly innovate.

Further, the War Room atmosphere and pair programming practices require a different, more outgoing personality than many developers naturally possess.  Granted, his research might be dated, but Tom DeMarco (author of Peopleware) found productivity was highest when developers had private offices with actual walls, windows, and doors that shut — the very antithesis of today’s War Room. In the War Room, the ideas of the more quiet, introverted, and thoughtful developers are too often drowned out by their louder, more obnoxious, and less gifted brethren.

51esG7-GjbL._SL160_ Heresy Against the Church of Agile Software DevelopmentSo, despite the massive amount of hype currently surrounding Agile / Scrum, let the Cranky Product Manager remind you that — in the immortal words of Fred Brooks — There Is No Silver Bullet.

Agile is NOT the end-all-be-all for software product development. It is NOT the second coming. It is an improvement to be sure, but it has some big flaws - just like ALL software development methodologies.  And that is more than just “truthiness.”  It is the actual fraking TRUTH, beeyotches…

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1. The Cranky Product Manager knows that many Product Management bloggers believe that this problem is solved if you separate the market / customer-facing Product Manager role from the development-facing Product Owner. However, the Cranky Product Manager remains unconvinced.  How can the Product Owner gain the perspective to make the best product decisions without regular customer contact?  More on this later….

CORRECTION: In the Cranky Product Manager wrongly claimed that Rich Mironov of Enthiosys supported the idea of separating the product manager and product owner roles. Untrue. He says he supports this role split it in a world of infinite resources and perfect communication, but of course that ain’t reality. Read his article all the way through (and wait for part 2) for a more civil and scholarly discussion of the problems the Cranky Product Manager rants about. It is truly a WICKED AWESOME piece, so get over there and READ IT.

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Resuming Our Regularly Scheduled Cranky Programming

by The Cranky Product Manager on September 20, 2008

in Blog Business

The Cranky Product Manager has finished moving this blog from Typepad to WordPress.  Yippee!  (and there was much rejoicing.)

The RSS Feed seems to be working any everything. Joy to the nth power.

The Cranky Product Manager thanks Dr. Jim of The Accidental Product Manager blog for his migration assistance.

*** Do the CPM a solid! Report any blog-related bugs or enhancement requests in the comments of this page. ***

Thank you for your tolerance during the transition. Our regularly schedule cranky programming shall now resume.

Hugs and Kisses,
The Cranky Product Manager

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WARNING: Website Host Switch This Week

by The Cranky Product Manager on September 16, 2008

in Blog Business

Hey there, breaking character here.  This is the author of the blog. I’m going to move this website from  Typepad to self-installed Wordpress in the next day or two.  For you, the benefits will be a better looking Cranky Product Manager website and hopefully some extra functionality down the road. And the URLs for the blog posts won’t be insanely long anymore.

I’m not an expert at this, so it might be a little bumpy. I expect the RSS feeds and the website will not work perfectly for a few days. I ask for your patience in the meantime.

If you linked to the CPM blog, links to the top-level page (www.crankypm.com) should still work as I’m keeping the same domain (crankypm.com).  For links directly to posts, I’m going to try to setup redirects to the new location for each pages, but you might need to relink.

I’m hoping the transition will be completed on Saturday or Sunday.

If Sunday rolls around and you don’t have a new post in your RSS feed, I ask that you unsubscribe and resubscribe. In theory, Feedburner should take care of this for me, but I understand it can be flakey sometimes.  Sorry about any inconvenience this causes you.

Also, feel free to write me at crankypm AT crankypm DOT com if there is still something screwy with the website or the feeds on Sunday 9/21 or later.

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A Reader Responds to “Six Types of Engineers”

by The Cranky Product Manager on September 15, 2008

in The 7 Types of Engineers

Recently, the Cranky Product Manager found this awesome comment on the “Six Types of Engineers” post.

“From a programmer’s point of view, I think the whole thing degrading [sic], evaluating programmers not as people but as cliches.”

The commenter then whines about his hurt feelings some more on his own blog, bemoaning the post as overallquite insulting.”

Awww.  There, there, Code Boy. So sorry to have hurt your feelings.  But the Cranky Product Manager would like to make a suggestion:  LIGHTEN UP.

For one, what kind of namby-pamby post do you expect on a blog entitled The CRANKY Product Manager?

Two, the writer of this post (not the Cranky PM, alas, but “Another PM”) is married to a frakin’ HOT software engineer and he happens to love her post.  ‘Cuz he’s secure in his both his manhood and geekhood. [NOTE: The Cranky Product Manager sincerely hopes that Another PM will add her perspective in the comments.]

Three, this here blog picks on product managers just as much as (if not more than) software engineers — in fact, those posts are the most popular by far, in a readership where PMs outnumber developers by 8 to 1. All further evidence of the self-deprecating, gentle, insightful, and clever nature of product managers worldwide.

Code Boy, the Cranky Product Manager is truly puzzled about what part of the post got you in such a snit. It wasn’t about you PERSONALLY, you see.  But perhaps you see yourself in there? Can your sense of self worth really be so easily shattered by an anonymous writer on a HUMOR blog?  Neither he Cranky Product Manager nor Another PM meant to cause you such personal distress, truly.

But then the Cranky Product Manager read your counter-post — basically a “4 types of product managers” guide entitled Your Product Manager’s Configuration and You — and FRAK it is actually sorta funny.  And kinda true - at least from the perspective of the developer. And it has good cartoons.

Which makes the Cranky Product Manager conclude you are NOT really a humorless, oversensitive software engineer, crying in the corner because some “business type” does not appreciate your “art”.  Nope.

Instead, the Cranky Product Manager is calling you the link-baiting slut you really are.

Clearly, your inflammatory comments are an attempt to get the Cranky PM to respond, link to you, and increase your blog traffic.  Well, mission accomplished, Code Boy. The Cranky Product Manager liked your post and is sending a bunch of readers over. Even though she disagrees with huge portions of it (see footnote 1, below).

Oh, and the Cranky Product Manager would LOVE to see the crankier version of your post, classifying PMs as “the ‘MBA-PM,’ the ‘I was a developer guru’ PM, the ‘I got here because I was a bad developer’ PM and the ‘I got here because I was a bad developer but I THINK I was a developer guru’ PM.” Please, WRITE IT!  It sounds hilarious.

In fact, if you don’t write it, can the Cranky Product Manager?  Don’t want to steal your idea….

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1. Examples of areas where the Cranky Product Manager disagrees with this Taxonomy of Product Managers:

(a) Product managers shouldn’t keep the Gantt chart. The developers / project manager should. The PM should NOT be deciding how long it takes to develop certain features.

(b) Most likely, product managers shouldn’t be writing code, especially for “cool features” they thought up just last night. In fact, NO ONE should be checking in code for “cool features” they thought up just last night.

(c) A product manager can be technical and “know what he wants” and still produce a disaster of a product that flops in the market because he doesn’t “know what THE MARKET wants.”

(d) And there’s more and more. In fact, the whole post, while chuckle-worthy, is kind of myopic about the role of product management. To be expected, considering the source.

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POLL: Agile vs. Waterfall Software Development

by The Cranky Product Manager on September 12, 2008

in Agile/Scrum, Polls & Surveys

Hey there, the Cranky Product Manager has a new poll over at Facebook.  Its purpose is to informally see how much software development methodologies have changed over the past 2 years, be they  Waterfall, Agile / Scrum, Agile / But Not Scrum,  or Cowboy Coding. 

Only 2 questions. Won't take too long, promise.  You'll get to view the results immediately after answering.

And, yes, the Cranky Product Manager realizes that some of you DESPISE Facebook and won't take the poll, thereby skewing the results.  But the Cranky PM likes Facebook and the way it keeps people from voting twice even from different IPs. Plus she thinks Facebook is fun.  She loves answering Cosmo quizes like "what kind of shoe are you?" And its the Cranky Product Manager's blog, and her rules (even says so in the sidebar over there –> ). 

Besides, this is hardly a scientific poll, given that the readers of this blog are much more bitchy than the norm.

After a few weeks, the CPM will post the poll results to this blog so you can see them even if you don't belong to Facebook.

Enjoy, thanks, and have a great weekend!

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Apologies to readers outside of the United States who give not a hoot about our presidential election. And advanced apologies to anyone offended by the semi-political nature of this post. The Cranky Product Manager just couldn’t resist, this one time.

1. The Cranky Product Manager is a mom to SIX kids, if you count her offspring (aka Cranky Kid) plus the five product managers on the Cranky Product Manager’s team.  One of them has special needs, having previously been a sales engineer/droid. Another finds himself unexpectedly knocked up and managing a skunkworks product he did not know existed until last week (very embarrassing for the Cranky Product Manager).

2. The Cranky Product Manager has impeccable foreign policy credentials. She has successfully dealt with outsourced software development teams from India, China, and Cambodia.  She also spends lots of time in California, and if you were a student of political science, you might know that California is right next to Mexico, a FOREIGN country.  Further, the Cranky Product Manager’s nanny is from South America.

3. The Cranky Product Manager would take a strong stance in defense of Israel, because America needs more of their blunt matter-of-fact entrepreneurs to start companies here and employ us, all while they tell us we’re all fraking morons who have no fraking clue.
bizgraph Top 10 Reasons Why the Cranky Product Manager Would Make a Good Vice Presidential Candidate
4. The Cranky Product Manager has successfully argued, many times, for disproportionate funding (”earmarks”) for the products under her tutelage.  She didn’t even have to hire a lobbyist. A presentation to the CEO sufficed.  A presentation with cute little drawings of businessmen leaping over line charts — exactly the kind of presentation that CEOs love.

5. The Cranky Product Manager gets her product’s strategic direction straight from The Big Guy. (Who needs to talk to customers when you have a direct line to God?) When challenged, she tells software engineers that certain product enhancements are “God’s will”.  She’s also been known to pray for increases in software license revenue quarter over quarter, for her stock options to be worth something again one day, for the Teflon-gineer to be kept off her product, …

Sexiest Geek Alive6-3.  The Cranky Product Manager is a former beauty queen — voted Miss Computer Science by her college’s Student Information Processing Board.  (Disclaimer: the photo to the left is NOT of the Cranky Product Manager, but of Ellen Spertus, a computer science professor and former winner of the Sexiest Geek Alive beauty pageant)

7. There is no seven…

8. While the Cranky Product Manager has never hunted or skinned moose, or even held a gun for that matter, back in the 70s her father designed one of the first CAD-CAM tools ever used to manufacture rifles. Also, the Cranky PM dissected (and quasi-skinned) a frog and a fetal pig in high school biology.

9. Rush Limbaugh would probably consider the Cranky Product Manager to be “a babe.”  Just look at that photo of her jean-clad posterior on the masthead!  HOT!  Sizzlin’!

10. The Cranky Product Manager is able to work across party lines with both Democrats and Republicans to get things done. As evidence: despite hailing from an extremely blue coastal state , the Cranky Product Manager successfully worked with a remote development team in one of those square-shaped, red states in the middle of the country. The end result
was one kick-ass product that can UNITE divided nations, dammit!

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Delivering Sub-optimal Product/Blog News

by The Cranky Product Manager on September 5, 2008

in Blog Business

The Cranky Product Manager believes in open and honest communication with her customers. She has found that (often to a naive software salesperson’s chagrin) that it is better to proactively communicate with customers when there will be an unpopular product change, such as dropping support for certain third-party products (i.e. databases) or that future product versions will drop some features. 

In the CPM’s experience, as long as she first demonstrates that she REALLY DOES understand the customer’s point of view, and then second explains the underlying reasoning for why the change still needs to be made, then customers are often quite understanding. Let’s hope.

So here we go.

The Cranky Product Manager is going to start running Google ads on this site and in the RSS feed.

She knows and understands that you are all accustomed to an advertisement-free experience on this blog, and fully realizes that she might lose some readers as a result.  She too prefers ad-free sites, especially when visiting a humor or escapist type of site.

First, please understand that running this blog costs money, and more every year as the readership grows. The CPM hopes the pay-per-click ad revenue will cover her blogging costs and maybe some of the Starbucks needed to get her through the many writes and rewrites of each and every post.  (What, did you think the Cranky Product Manager was funny and snarky naturally? No sir. She has to WORK on it. Hard. It takes a lot of time.)

Second, the Cranky Product Manager suspects that you all, as an audience that is overwhelmingly product management and product marketing professionals, will understand.  After all, you raison d’etre is to help companies figure out how to make more money selling products. So therefore, you wouldn’t begrudge the CPM engaging in a bit of capitalism, would you?

Third, the Cranky Product Manager hopes that you will realize that as an anonymous blogger, the CPM has very few ways to reap tangible benefits from this blog other than via ads. It is, and will always be, primarily a labor of love. True, other product management blogs are ad-free, but their authors write to enhance their industry reputation and land consulting business. The author of the CPM blog gets neither.

In short, she hopes you find her content good enough to deserve your future patronage despite the ads.

Here’s some reasons why the ads might actually BENEFIT you:

  1. So far, the ads seem really relevant to product management and software development. The CPM is quite impressed, actually. Maybe you’ll learn about something you can use.
  2. The ad revenue helps keep the Cranky Product Manager’s motivation up, in both post quality and quantity. Hopefully, it will keep the CPM on track toward her goal of posting something genuinely useful AND entertaining at least once a week.

If this whole ad initiative rubs you the wrong way, the CPM truly hopes you will let her know in the comments. Maybe you have some other ideas that are less annoying than ads that the CPM can try?

Thanks,
The Cranky Product Manager

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About Readers of This Here Blog

by The Cranky Product Manager on September 4, 2008

in Blog Business, Polls & Surveys

Like most product managers, the Cranky Product Manager is obsessed with any hard customer data that she can get her hands on.  So, a while back, she started up a page on Facebook to hopefully learn a bit more about you.  It was really fun. No, not in the Disney Land rollercoaster WOW kind of way but in the quiet satisfaction of sipping a great cup of coffee on a beautiful terrace kind of way.

Anyway, it was fun to see your profile photos. After all, you all have a picture of the Cranky Product Manager’s jean-clad posterior, so now we’re even, right? It was also interesting to learn how FEW of you actually live in the Boston Route 128 or Silicon Valley areas. Because those two areas are the center of the CPM’s world, you see.  She assumes EVERYONE lives there because she has a very myopic worldview — it’s all about HER dammit.

To learn even more about y’all, the Cranky Product Manager did a Facebook poll of your industry and job functions. 193 of you responded.  She promised to share the results with those of you who HATE! DESPISE! DETEST! LOATHE! Facebook.  So, here are the results…

Shock of all shocks, an overwhelming 73% of you are in software or online services.

Cranky Product Manager Readers: Industry breakdown

The vast majority of you are either product managers or product marketers (62%).  This surprised the CPM because some of her biggest traffic spikes are when developer sites post links to her blog. She thought more engineers were reading — they are only 6%…  Maybe those guys drop by but then get all offended and leave….

Cranky Product Manager readers: Job Function breakdown

And now for regular demographics.  Probably not surprising, but of those who chose to reveal their gender, about 36% were female. That’s a much higher ratio than the CPM has encountered in the workplace, but not entirely surprising because the CPM’s PM sistahs can relate to her experiences that are unique to being female in this crazy software product world. Such as being forced to dance with 4-5 geeky men at once at any work-related function with a DJ.

Cranky Product Manager readers: gender

Aslo, you’re kinda old.  It seems like the average age for product manager is getting older, wouldn’t you say?  At least that’s the CPM’s personal experience:

Cranky ProductManager readers: Age

OK, wasn’t that interesting? Now get back to work.

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