OK, the Cranky Product Manager heard that all the Cool Kids are doing this thing called “Twitter” which involves sending “tweets” and getting a phone full of SMSs with critical information, such as what your BFF ate for breakfast that morning.
So, in an effort to recapture her already-spent youth and waste even MORE time than EVER before — because god knows she doesn’t already have enough to do — the Cranky Product Manager has signed up for Twitter.
FURTHER, the CPM has committing to sending some tweets. At least a few. About what, who knows? Because remember, the Cranky Product Manager is a fictional character with a very fictional life, and as such her Tweets will be fictional too. In other words, ALL LIES ALL THE TIME.
Unfortunately, keeping track of a morass of lies is complicated business. Will the CPM be able to do it? Or will she introduce ridiculous continuity errors into the narrative? Will she look like a jackass? Will she be unable to maintain her snarky and bitter fictional persona when called upon to “assume the character” a few times a day intead of once or twice a week? We’ll see.
Anyway, if you’re interested, follow the Cranky Product Manager at www.twitter.com/crankypm.
