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Cranky Tweets for Week Ending 3/13/2010

by The Cranky Product Manager on March 13, 2010

in Cranky Tweets

  1. The Cranky Product Manager will see you all at P-Camp Silicon Valley tomorrow! #prodmgmt
  2. RT narahari @crankypm did you already tell folks that a Beta should have participants? – its not a Beta just because you did PR #prodmgmt
  3. Latest: Hint #3 for dumb-ass PMs: if you’re going to have a Beta, maybe you should at least TRY to collect the Beta feedback. #prodmgmt
  4. @amritamathur – Surely you jest. Have yet to meet robot Devs that blindly accept orders. http://tinyurl.com/yazxcuc #prodmgmt
  5. Newsflash for dumbass PMs: Devs don’t regard ur req doc as golden tablets brought down the mtn. 
  6. The Cranky PM refuses to put dudes leaping over bar charts in her powerpoint presos. Is this why she is not VP yet? #prodmgmt
  7. Hint for dumb-ass PMs: if your product is painful to use, don’t offer a 30-day free trial. #prodmgmt
  8. @a2d2 – In software, it’s more typical for PMs to NOT handle P&L. But PMs should understand financials of their products regardless.
  9. New cranky #prodmgmt post: The Cranky PM on “Been There, Done That” http://crankypm.com/2010/03/cranky-pm/
  10. RT TondinBanks Listen here Product Mkt Mgr, you do not get a say in UI Design of my solution. Get over it! #grumpy #prodmgmt #prodmktmgmt
  11. Sweet Cheezus, Cranky PM needs to diversify her friends. Her PM buddies debate endlessly abt where #prodmgmt should report into. Boring! 
  12. SERIOUS bone to pick with the Intuit TurboTax team. Send their #prodmgmt to the Cranky PM’s office immediately! Its AMT calcs are all effed! 
  13. Is the term “serial entrepreneur” the new “douchebag”? The cranky pm thinks yes… #prodmgmt
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