Cranky Tweets for the Week Ending 3/4/2010

1. Note 2 CEO: Don’t use #prodmgmt as a dumping ground for ur incompetent buddies that sales/mktg/support/dev tried to fire.
2. @Jim_Holland – ?!?!?!??!?! wow. The crankypm is against demo-pimposity for PMs, but seriously LEARN TO USE YOUR EFFING PRODUCT.
3. The CPM is SHOCKED & HORRIFIED by the sheer number of product managers she’s met who can’t use their own products. DISGRACEFUL.
4. The Cranky Product Manager has found her cyberspace twin: @TheRealSWMBO – Separated at birth?
5. #prodmgmt rule of thumb #2: don’t let that pompous bearded tech lead near the customer. He’ll tell them they r too stupid to be a cust.
6. Cranky #ProdMgmt Rule of Thumb #1: If u want customers to upgrade from free to pay-for version, the pay-for version had better be better!
7. The CrankyPM is pretty sure the entire Bible was written faster than #prodmktg takes to write a 2-page brochure.
8. Once again, @crankypm is spending a night writing own 2-pg brochure cuz ProdMktg claims it would take them 12(!) wks. #prodmgmt
   
9. Hey, don’t be a “take-take-taker” all the frakin’ time! Volunteer at PCAMP SV &GIVE for a change. http://tinyurl.com/yzdo593 #prodmgmt
   
10. @pras26 – On PDMA in general, the Cranky PM is not familiar. They have a nice scholarly journal abt prod dev. That’s abt all she knows.
11. @pras26 – dont’ know if NPDP from PDMA is fluff, but it is definitely not well known. See my survey: http://tinyurl.com/8y2ug7
12. The Worst Positioning Stmt is trumped AGAIN! http://crankypm.com/2010/02/prototype-worst-positioning-statement/#comment-4140. #prodmgmt

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