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The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide

by The Cranky Product Manager on December 12, 2011

in Sales

Behold, a visual guide to the inside of a SalesDroid’s brain, or more specifically, an Enterprise Software SalesDroid’s brain, as viewed from Product Management. 

Yes, the lack of artistic merit in this drawing is profoundly pitiful.  Thank goodness the Cranky Product Manager has a day job.

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inside Sales Droid Brain

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1 daveaitel February 20, 2012 at 7:30 PM

I find @crankypm pretty hit or miss but this post about the sales droid brain is pretty damn funny. http://t.co/hobpciR0 (h/t @brennantom)

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2 AW Chuck February 20, 2012 at 7:34 PM

Brain of a Sales Droid via @crankypm http://t.co/5JIEdFFW #robertbisthatyou?

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3 Divik Verma February 20, 2012 at 9:09 PM

The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/bz2w9Ryc #in

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4 Divik Verma February 20, 2012 at 9:09 PM

The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/bz2w9Ryc #in

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5 Tom Brennan February 20, 2012 at 9:11 PM

Funny @effffn / Brain of a Sales Droid -the ugly side of software product management – http://t.co/RiJTmmLM

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6 iaingmurray February 21, 2012 at 8:53 PM

Chuckled Loudly at this RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/iw6vdTzW

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7 Hans Brouwer March 10, 2012 at 6:08 AM

#humor @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide http://t.co/2FAo8pDu

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8 Gijs van Kampen March 10, 2012 at 9:08 AM

#humor @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide http://t.co/2FAo8pDu

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9 Carly Micallef March 26, 2012 at 9:56 PM

I love your diagram! sums up sales people perfectly they shit me to tears. @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid http://t.co/zlD9WBP5

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10 Patrick Masi March 31, 2012 at 12:39 AM

@PmDude http://t.co/55K1SgNZ pretty much covers it

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11 Luca Candela April 7, 2012 at 8:33 PM

The brain of a sales droid – a visual guide http://t.co/C18UKgr2 from http://t.co/cicbIutQ

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12 Vikrant Mudaliar April 17, 2012 at 6:42 AM

The Brain of a Salesman – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/cY9oCZnP

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13 Gareth Jones April 17, 2012 at 9:16 AM

This is funny. The brain of an enterprise software sales droid. http://t.co/qvIvA9on HT @charlie_elise

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14 RogerPhilby April 17, 2012 at 9:20 AM

This is funny. The brain of an enterprise software sales droid. http://t.co/qvIvA9on HT @charlie_elise

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15 Iggy Popcorn April 17, 2012 at 9:46 AM

The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide — The Cranky Product Manager http://t.co/jeHkwRem

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16 Joe Lipple July 3, 2012 at 3:18 PM

This is what product managers think about sales people. Brilliant. http://t.co/9P0yzurU

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17 Kaerynne Nakamura July 18, 2012 at 3:24 AM

http://t.co/x6O4CNbz this is pretty much true across AAAAALLLLLLL industries – love you, couldn't live without you!

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18 Alexandra July 21, 2012 at 9:37 PM

The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Fun Visual Guide #prodmgmt #enterprisesales http://t.co/mf6Xd16z

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19 WildPhoton.com July 26, 2012 at 10:11 AM

RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/djE5hlQl

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20 Geoffrey Anderson October 31, 2012 at 2:33 PM

RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid-A Visual Guide http://t.co/saN7a7Bc <-I am about rolling on the floor on this. #prodmgmt

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21 Matt Anderson October 31, 2012 at 3:32 PM

RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/5et2CNAU

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22 Tim Feeley November 1, 2012 at 2:04 AM

“@MattAndersonSD: RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/W9Er8sVE”

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23 Brandon Ramirez January 2, 2013 at 7:07 PM

RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/oqhulv27

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