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The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide

by The Cranky Product Manager on December 12, 2011

Behold, a visual guide to the inside of a SalesDroid's brain, or more specifically, an Enterprise Software SalesDroid's brain, as viewed from Product Management.

Yes, the lack of artistic merit in this drawing is profoundly pitiful. Thank goodness the Cranky Product Manager has a day job.

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inside Sales Droid Brain

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1 Matthew Wanamaker December 13, 2011 at 5:35 PM: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/nN4hRLrp (via #sociablesite) http://t.co/nN4hRLrp

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2 Andrew Steven December 13, 2011 at 5:44 PM: @crankypm just made my day. http://t.co/Q6HufCvz. My comments re panic lobe are below her inestimable drawing of a "sales-droid's" brain.

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3 Jessica T December 13, 2011 at 6:01 PM: So good I need to join the 10000 reposters: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/bTAN64FJ (via @sociablesite)

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4 Krzysztof Kozielczyk December 13, 2011 at 6:30 PM: Wow, my "Sales Brain" post is Top5K on twitter: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide #prodmgmt http://t.co/TZCxj5RW

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5 Ehren Reilly December 13, 2011 at 8:51 PM: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide — The Cranky Product Manager http://t.co/kUnbypus

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6 Dennis Newel December 13, 2011 at 9:20 PM: Brilliant RT @crankypm #prodmgmt – New Cranky Blog Post! : The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide http://t.co/KBTOcF6O

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7 Alan Wheat December 13, 2011 at 10:29 PM: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/sBZl1DSA (via @sociablesite) <<<Love it.

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8 Rich Mironov December 14, 2011 at 1:51 AM: ROTFL RT @crankypm: New Cranky Blog Post! The Brain of a Sales Droid, A Visual Guide ( -art skills) http://t.co/QXd74lZY #prodmgmt

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9 Bob Ruts December 14, 2011 at 2:00 AM: Scary real lol RT @RichMironov RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid, A Visual Guide (-art skills) http://t.co/RAxnFs2y #prodmgmt #sales

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10 Patrick Masi December 14, 2011 at 2:16 AM: #prodmgmt – New Cranky Blog Post! : The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide http://t.co/IC2e3GRU

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11 I am December 14, 2011 at 2:22 AM: RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/P4YvotGA

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12 Maneesh Sahu December 14, 2011 at 2:52 AM: Wow, my "Sales Brain" post is Top5K on twitter: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide #prodmgmt http://t.co/TZCxj5RW

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13 Mahesh Ramachandran December 14, 2011 at 3:04 AM: Wow, my "Sales Brain" post is Top5K on twitter: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide #prodmgmt http://t.co/TZCxj5RW

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14 Daniel Nicolescu December 14, 2011 at 6:05 AM: ROTFL RT @crankypm: New Cranky Blog Post! The Brain of a Sales Droid, A Visual Guide ( -art skills) http://t.co/QXd74lZY #prodmgmt

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15 Fedor December 14, 2011 at 6:28 AM: Funny! The brain of a sales droid – A visual guide – http://t.co/cR8QW1Lp

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16 Peter Dye December 14, 2011 at 11:31 AM: @stephenfry Have you been sold to by this person http://t.co/EK8DqfOU

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17 Bally Sethi December 14, 2011 at 11:46 AM: FUNNY COS IT'S TRUE!! The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/tt8woZPI (via @sociablesite)

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18 Jane Zupan December 14, 2011 at 12:24 PM: Love my friends in sales, but this is funny -> Post from @crankypm The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/eDNPCJTX

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19 Lubor Ptacek December 15, 2011 at 12:29 PM: Priceless: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/5jn88Xxc (via #sociablesite)

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20 Peter Lalonde œ December 15, 2011 at 12:45 PM: Ouch. This may be truer than I'd like to remember. The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/tRTqeLxn #sales

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21 Nathan Rohm December 15, 2011 at 6:03 PM: Cranky PM draws a sales droid brain map. So true is scares me. Nice work. http://t.co/rWNHn5yb

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22 Jen Klingensmith December 15, 2011 at 8:10 PM: @PmDude Refer to the central lobe in @crankypm's http://t.co/K8OlhOdm

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23 Laurie K. Hall December 16, 2011 at 7:30 PM: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/1O4N0OZX (via @sociablesite)

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24 David Putnam December 17, 2011 at 7:28 AM: Funny. The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide http://t.co/GRooGQeT

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25 Dino Talic December 17, 2011 at 12:48 PM: Hilarious post by @crankypm on the brain of a sales droid http://t.co/sDSN7dls #prdmgmt

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26 Colleen Francis December 20, 2011 at 1:23 PM: Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/6T5VPbgl (via @sociablesite) sadly it's what they really do think of us…

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27 Mike D. Merrill December 20, 2011 at 2:39 PM: RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/idY1Hx94 > Funny stuff – especially love the ganglia

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28 Jaweed Metz December 21, 2011 at 6:59 PM: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide http://t.co/WDwvBK8C

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29 Murray Spork December 21, 2011 at 9:59 PM: RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/hTSs7kGl

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30 Lucy Hunt December 23, 2011 at 11:48 AM: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/P1EfS6hZ (via #sociablesite) http://t.co/P1EfS6hZ

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31 Tom Leung December 25, 2011 at 5:28 PM: Funniest #prodmgmt post of 2011: inside the brain of your sales reps / bizdev hotshots. @Crankypm, you rock. http://t.co/dbm3i1QH

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32 Mike Campbell December 30, 2011 at 4:09 AM: For those Product Managers in the cloud… Brain of a Sales Droid…http://t.co/lgnj8hhi

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33 PivotPoint Search January 2, 2012 at 7:54 PM: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide — The Cranky Product Manager http://t.co/3QEc5pKW

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34 Elke Speliopoulos January 15, 2012 at 2:07 AM: This made me laugh out loud. http://t.co/SpBuPl8R

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35 Elke Speliopoulos January 15, 2012 at 2:08 AM: This just made me laugh out loud. The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide – http://t.co/75pOIcgg

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36 Jean-Yves Simon January 17, 2012 at 10:52 PM: Love it! The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide — The Cranky Product Manager http://t.co/fCRUOtqK

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37 Jennifer Fawcett January 19, 2012 at 9:21 PM: LOL –> RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/Rdo2sIkF

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38 chetan venkatesh January 23, 2012 at 6:33 PM: Inside the brain of a sales droid <- spot on +100

http://t.co/XN4EtbeP

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39 Ian Marr January 23, 2012 at 7:26 PM: Inside the brain of a sales droid <- spot on +100

http://t.co/XN4EtbeP

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40 Jodi Florence January 23, 2012 at 9:40 PM: Love! RT @crankypm #prodmgmt – New Cranky Blog Post! : The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide http://t.co/b5MOcU85

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41 Dan Falconer January 24, 2012 at 8:28 AM: Inside the brain of a sales droid <- spot on +100

http://t.co/XN4EtbeP

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42 Olivier Marschalik January 24, 2012 at 11:46 AM: This whole blog is 92% correct and hilarious . Try the sales guys part http://t.co/2nIh43bg first. Awesome, thanks @crankypm @ilanbel

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43 Emma Dunstone January 26, 2012 at 3:20 PM: RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide http://t.co/2TTLAofv

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44 Gina DeFrank January 26, 2012 at 5:16 PM: RT @crankypm: The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide ##prodmgmt http://t.co/oN7FeXL5

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45 Jason Southern January 30, 2012 at 3:19 PM: Cranky PM's view of enterprise software sales people… Could have been written by an SE :-) http://t.co/sWNoCivs

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46 camberleyb January 31, 2012 at 8:17 PM: in case you didn't catch this: Inside the Sales Brain a visual guide from the @crankypm http://t.co/xPsDF1L3

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47 Ravi February 3, 2012 at 2:22 AM: This is sooo true – especially for an Enterprise Software sales droid. I think you should put up a brain of a PM..

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48 Brandon Meyers February 7, 2012 at 5:43 AM: This is creatively EPIC @crankypm – The Brain of a Sales Droid – A Visual Guide — http://t.co/XbyCK9s7 #prodmgmt

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49 Mark Jones February 10, 2012 at 10:06 PM: @3Ht_bassist check this out, anyone you know???

http://t.co/HtwQ86DI

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50 Chris Eng February 20, 2012 at 7:04 PM: I find @crankypm pretty hit or miss but this post about the sales droid brain is pretty damn funny. http://t.co/hobpciR0 (h/t @brennantom)

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