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Caption Contest: The Hotshot (The Seven Types of Software Engineers)

October 29, 2008

Submit captions for this cartoon of “The Hotshot” in this post’s comments. And don’t forget to submit captions for the other Software Engineer Types as well… The Hotshot Smart and knows it, often quite young. Has great ideas and hacks crap together at midnight, then… is done. Distinguishing Characteristics: Unfortunately has little appreciation for what [...]

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Caption Contest: The Veteran (The Seven Types of Software Engineers)

October 29, 2008

Fun, fun! Submit your captions in the comments for this cartoon of “The Veteran.” And don’t forget to provide captions for the other Software Engineers Types too! The Veteran He’s been here for five years, and he’ll be here for five more. Distinguishing Characteristics Cranky. For some reason, he’s permitted to use profanity in meetings [...]

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Caption Contest! (7 Types of Engineers)

October 29, 2008

Remember that “6 Types of Software Engineers” post from way back, authored by “Another PM”? Well, a most excellent reader named HW drew some WICKED AWESOME cartoons of each.  PLUS, another wicked awesome reader, Eric, added a 7th type of Engineer – The Clockwork Mouse. So, now we’re going to have some fun — help [...]

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A Reader Responds to “Six Types of Engineers”

September 15, 2008

Recently, the Cranky Product Manager found this awesome comment on the “Six Types of Engineers” post. “From a programmer’s point of view, I think the whole thing degrading [sic], evaluating programmers not as people but as cliches.” The commenter then whines about his hurt feelings some more on his own blog, bemoaning the post as [...]

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The 6 Types of Software Engineers: Identification, Care and Feeding

August 23, 2008

Ah, Software Engineers. They are the creatures upon whom most of us rely in order for our organizations to continue claiming that we are the World’s Most Leading Global Provider of Integrated Buzzword Solution Suites (now, with Go-Green marketing!). To be a successful Product Manager in the software development world, you must understand the dynamics of your project team members, and of course engineers are a critical part of that team.

Early identification of the various engineering types on your project can save you time and effort down the road. So, grab your safari jacket, your notebook and a pen, and follow me into the jungle of 0′s, 1′s and bugs of all stinging severities. This post will help you to recognize some common engineering species, and how best to work (or not work) with them.

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Three Things The CPM Doesn’t Want to Hear

July 29, 2008

Golly gee, the Cranky Product Manager was recently quoted a few times in the ZDNet blog, The IT Grind. As was Saeed “Wrath of” Khan, the esteemed author of THE blog On Product Management. The title of the ZDNet piece was “10 things your IT project manager never wants to hear.” Confusing that the CPM [...]

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A Parable on Fake Release Dates

June 7, 2008

One January, the DysfunctoSoft Veeps of Product Management and Engineering got together and decided the date for the next product release. Did these Illustrious High-Ups take into account how long it would actually take to develop the features they want? Hell no. They picked a date that would keep them from getting in trouble with the [...]

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FAD: The Methodology to End All Methodologies

April 28, 2008
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Stage 4 Product Proliferation

April 14, 2008

Once upon a time, long, long ago, DysfunctoSoft had a simple little price list. It could be described in a paragraph. Buy our server and pay $XX,XXX per machine. Buy our companion client-side tool and pay $YYY per instance. Simple. And then came the inevitable. Customer A started whining: DysfunctoSoft, we like your product. But [...]

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Persona Non Grata

January 25, 2008

OK, contrary to popular theory, the Cranky Product Manager is not dead. She blames her lack of blog posts on the holiday madness, especially her miserable attempt to play Santa for her infant. And then, just as the holidays wrapped up and the last thank you note was written, the Cranky Product Manager was held [...]

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