Remember this? The Product Management Haikus (originally inspired by Pivotal PM)?
The Cranky PM is inspired to once again dust off her quill pen and write some more poetry. Poetry that no one but you folks would possibly understand.
If you are similarly inspired, post your own haiku in the comments! If yours makes the Cranky Product Manager laugh so much that she can be heard three cubicle rows away, she might send you a Cranky Product Manager mug. (ooo laaa laaa).
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Agile home building:
Slap up one room’s walls, paint them.
Add stylish decor.
Skip the foundation
Because its blueprint can’t fit
On a sticky note.
Can’t do roof, plumbing,
Or power, ‘cuz they need the
Whole house spec’d out first.
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Marketing weenie,
Please don’t add “Web 2.0″
To my product’s name.
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Mister CEO,
Sorry, “everyone” is not
A market segment.
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CEO replaced
My well researched pricing plan
With crap pulled from thin air
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Sorry boss, I have
No time to tweet, blog and Facebook,
Plus do my real job.
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