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Cranky Tweets for the Week Ending 2010-03-02

March 2, 2010

Big company meeting at DysfunctoSoft. Per usual, #prodmgmt is asking 85% of all the questions to the CEO. # the Cranky PM's Worst Positioning Statement has been out-done by @matthewglidden. http://tinyurl.com/yc4nqe5 #prodmgmt #prodmktg # The Worst Positioning Stmt is trumped AGAIN! http://crankypm.com/2010/02/prototype-worst-positioning-statement/#comment-4140. #prodmgmt # Hey, don't be a "take-take-taker" all the frakin' time! Volunteer at [...]

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Cranky Tweets for the Week Ending 2010-02-23

February 23, 2010

Why does DysfunctoSoft have these post-release retrospectives when it NEVER takes action on any of the feedback? #prodmgmt # Nice rvw of Steve Haines's Product manager Desktop Reference in March JPIM (Journal Prod Innovation Mgmt). #prodmgmt # Everyone Cranky PM has met from IIT (India Inst Tech) has dropped the "I" bomb within a day [...]

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Cranky Tweets for the Week Ending 2010-02-16

February 16, 2010

Travaeling again… Every Embassy Suites has that same mildewy smell in the lobby/atrium. Gak. # Stop whining, shut up & reg for P-Camp Silicon Valley, already! & vote for sessions too! http://tinyurl.com/ykxaok3 #prodmgmt # Jr. PM, where do you think you are, at P&G? Do your own market research! With no budget! And no time! [...]

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Cranky Tweets for the Week Ending 2010-02-09

February 9, 2010

HOW could Star Trek not be up for Best Picture?!? INJUSTICE! # Ugh, how embarassing. Meeting with a customer, knocked over my purse, and out tumbles Elmo underpants. #workingmom # Argh. Product look/feel is being redesigned b/c CTO doesn't like colors! 2 weeks from release! From a man whose clothes never match! # The Generic [...]

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Cranky Tweets for the Week Ending 2010-02-02

February 2, 2010

GREAT. Another "stress ball" given as the wicked awesome giveaway at Sale Kickoff. Why does DysfunctoSoft waste $ on this crap? #prodmgmt # Vegas, the Cranky Product Manager loves/hates you. Her hotel room 1/2 mile from where she must present the roadmap to da Droids. #Prodmgmt # Product marketers: the most introverted extroverts you'll meet. [...]

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